Gather round ye lads and lasses sit here for a while / listen to the little song I wrote to make you smile... // You want.. metal.. with bagpipes... in Jamaica... / this is.. crazy.. bad fake accents are so racist.. / // So this song can't be done / I'll move on to another one / While you... // Listen to my songs! Listen to my songs! You're going to listen to my sonnnnnngssss! // :P