SirEDCaLot I need you, I'm afraid / My Apple Silver broke and now I need some aid / My son is a good boy and he used to come to me he would eat my potroast and he'd fix the thing for free // See my son is in the Navy now, so he can't come / I've been reading Windows books, they sell them for the dumb / I'm sure I'll find some answers about how to use my Mac / But lemme check that roast right now, and then I'll call you back? / Then I'll call you back