I'll say Tybeeislander / is quite the eccentric feller / he thinks his family members / are sexy?! This December / he'll play this song while breathing upon the embers... // His uncle likes his eggnog / he drinks himself into a fog / and when he reaches for a fourth / you know the pants are coming off / this holidays try maybe cutting him off! // Well I hope / that this helped / with your quest / to relax / this song is forever / any time that you're together / gather round and play it louder than ever