I have officially given up on finding someone to hook up with for the night. As I go to the restroom we bump into each other. After giving each other apologies you offer to buy me a drink as a way of saying sorry. In our round of questioning I ask why you haven't hooked up with anyone in such a long time. You confess that you are HIV+ but are undetectable. That doesn't deter me at all, in fact it makes me want you even more. I am more than happy to help you out of your dry spell.