We have been friends since birth and after 25 years of life I am sadly still a virgin and just want to get it over with. You (listener) always love to remind me how I always wanted it to be special. After cycling through a lot of scumbags I've come to the conclusion that I will never meet that special someone. Then it hit me why not have my first time with my first friend. You have all the experience and I can't wait for you to show me a thing or two.