“I’ve dreamed of this moment. Us meeting up, kissing you, holding you, and fucking you hard. I just need you so badly. Bend over that bed for me, baby.” Your long-distance girlfriend comes over for a surprise Valentine’s Day visit. Normally, you’d have a romantic candlelit dinner together. But tonight, she’d rather have dessert first… Although I normally subsist off of suffering, here is a rare moment of sentimentality. For this Valentine’s Day, I thought I’d create something tender and loving. Enjoy the gentleness while it lasts. Sound effects generously provided by Zapsplat.com, Freesound.org, and self-recorded. Script written and performed by yours truly.