[M4M] Svap Svap Friends, don't let friendsHi, I'll be your guide to awkward handjobs. First you catch the male in the act, or shortly after the act. Grasp the cock firmly. Maintain eyecontact. Fap fap fap.Play Count: 9469 Is ok!I'm here. Anxiety just holds you back from actually fixing it. But we'll break that too.Play Count: 1246 Hard Times at workIt's been a hard day's night. And you've been working like a dog. It's been a hard day night. You should be grinding on my ass, but you're not.Play Count: 1575 [M4M] ShutterpuppyShutter as in the shutter in a camera and puppy as in the pretend boyfriend who pretends to be my pet. It's not that bad of a joke.Play Count: 6601 [M4A] Mechanical ManservantBeep boop. Beep Boop.
01001111 01110010 01100001 01101100 00100000 01000110 01110101 01101110 00100001Play Count: 4367 [M4F] The very shy alchemistI think I missed a trick by having the whole desk shake during sexy times. But this way is far cleaner I feel.Play Count: 9600 [M4M] Good boy, PuppyNearly all larger dogs offsprings are called puppies, yet large cat offsprings usually go by welps.Play Count: 17751 I screamyou scream we all want Icecream now.Play Count: 1543 [M4F] Teacher PetAt all costs one must not fear. Fear is the mindkiller.Play Count: 7924 [M4F] Let me helpAfter a stressful day is there anything better than a supercalifragalistexperliarmeorgasm?Play Count: 4429 [M4F] StorytellerHere's some extra warnings.
THIS ONE IS LOUD AND RAPEY!
Thank you for your timePlay Count: 5079 [M4F] Knight takes PrinceAlternate titles: Knight takes Porn, Teach me to love to-knight and to-Knight's prize.Play Count: 10662 [M4F] Dream onDream on. Dream till your dreams come crashing down in a massive ball of flames. Or until they come true. Whatever comes first.Play Count: 5770 [M4F] TripletsChocolate Cookie and Chip at your service.Play Count: 14868 My song for ValentineYeah so I felt more nervous SINGING than doing ACTUAL PORN. Anyway continue the Pterodactyl noisesPlay Count: 2237 [M4A] Cookie gets a gripOn his COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKPlay Count: 3974 [M4M] A boy named SueYes that is a pun title. I went out of my comfort zone a little so now I snapped back in and all the puns are coming out left and rightPlay Count: 9022 [M4M] Puppy punishmentHad to edit out a great deal of laughter because something sounds like poppycockPlay Count: 14019 [M4F] BreastworshipA 2013 study found that men who "lacked material goods," or who were from a lower socioeconomic background, preferred women with larger bosoms, as this higher fat content may indicate the women have access to better resources.Play Count: 8194 [M4F] BabysittingBaby sitting is not what you think it is at first glance, if English is not your first language that is.Play Count: 6873 [M4M] PupcestOh boy if anyone who knows me ever finds this shit I am moving to a different countryPlay Count: 6561 [M4A]Written by /u/sweet_like_anise
Oh god that's bitey!Play Count: 2730 [M4F] Being a good boyHere's so sage advice don't use the term "Bad girl" too much during sex it will get awkward once you have a daughterPlay Count: 6032 [M4M] Abyssal thingsMost ghost appearances can be explained by subsounds (vibrations below normal human hearing frequency)Play Count: 4954 [M4F] I know I'm not your type but...Being homosexual was considered a disease in Sweden until 1979, when people started phoning into work taking the day off claiming they were feeling a bit gay.
https://soundgasm.net/u/Actualcookie/M-BloopersPlay Count: 7282 [M4F] Butlers dutiesButlers, while often servants of royalty or nobility, where generally better off than the peasantry often being taught to read and write amongst other things.Play Count: 7269 [M4F] Family bondingFun fact: the solvent for super glue (Cyano Acrylate)
is Nail polish remover (Acetone) though I'd advise against putting it on your skin since it is so agressive as a solvent that it will irritate your skin as it 'bites' through the first layers.Play Count: 6921