The listener has been experiencing a rash of unsettling notes and presents leading up to Valentine’s Day, all signed as being from her “Secret Admirer”. She’s been uneasy about it all, but taking it in stride until this latest gift arrives. That’s when she calls you, her best friend, in a panic. However, when you arrive you can’t believe she doesn’t love the gift that you... er... her secret admirer gave her... Script by u/renelisabeth By, for, and about ADULTS ONLY. Comments and messages welcome. Minors DNI.