[Part of the FuckBunny Free-Use Cruise Lines Collaboration] I'm sure you've heard of me, right? The Siren? Triple platinum, triple threat, triple digit body count? I'll let YOU figure out what I mean by that. Look at your nice, big boat! Gonna be a long way down when you're so entranced by my song that you hurl yourself into the sea. A-heh-heh-hem... and a-one, and a-two, and... wait. You're not... doing it. What do you MEAN Poseidon's horses couldn't drag you off that ship? We'll fucking see about that. [Written by u/emosquid23]