Your sweet but ditzy GF has started taking everything in your sex life very literally, determined not to miss out on subtext ever since she confused a "Slurpee" for a blowjob. This has led to some very rigid interpretations of common sex positions, and she’s determined to go down the entire list. After some reminiscing, she decides today’s new adventure is the lotus position. So she finds a warm patch of grass where you can deflower her next to the koi pond and helps you empty your mind and balls simultaneously. [This is a private script written by u/emosquid23]

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