Is she asleep right next to you? Good. Jerk off to my voice.Description: You, the speaker, are the listener’s mistress. You call him in the middle of the night as his wife/girlfriend lies asleep next to him. He’s so turned on by you that he can’t help but jerk off, even while he’s right next to his sleeping significant other.Play Count: 945 burger kingYou and your best friend make it a point to hangout every weekend. After this weeks movie, she starts rummaging around your kitchen, looking for anything to eat. She doesn’t find anything to her liking. After some complaining and bargaining, she comes up with a compromise. If you buy her dinner and get it delivered, she’ll ride you until you come. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to you…Play Count: 3122