You arrive for a hookup, ready to dick a bitch down and get on your way, but this guy ain’t what you expected. He’s tough as nails and cool as a cocodrie, and you find out pretty quick he means exactly what he says. And what he says he’s going to do to you is crack you open like a geode and find out how pretty you are inside. Now, you ready to listen? Merde, I’m gon’ teach you so much about yourself…