Does anyone remember [the Springfield Pervert]? 9http://springfield-pervert.urbanup.com/6673945#.V_3AK9ueK_0.reddit0 When I was growing up, we would get an occasional heavy breather phone call, rarely as bad as the Springfield Pervert (Google him if you want to see if I did a good job with his accent :-). But one time, around Halloween... the phone rang at my house..... ________________________________________________________ The age tag is just because the listener could be assumed to be young, there's no actual sexual activity between them except for the filthy language he's spouting off into her (your) ear.