Ok so hear me out. I’ve been replaying Metal Gear Solid 3 and if you’ve played it then basically EVA but gay and with bondage. We banter a bit about the mission we were just on, I ask to tie you up, we do some bondage, I finger you, and finally I betray you, leave you tied up, and escape with “the disk” (Is it the legacy? Is it a sex tape? Is it a video of the president going “Ho Ho Ho” with a Santa beard made out of whipped cream? Who knows!)