You know that VA you've been listening to for months? The one whose voice lives in your head rent free? Yep... He lives next door. You never connected the dots right...? Yeah, why would you? He's just your neighbor. The one you share an elevator with every morning, who notices when you look tired, who calls you Kitty Cat with that smile that sits just a little too long on his face. But last night the walls were thin. And he was home. And so were you. Now he knows your secret. And he's decided to use it...