Valentines Day. Your least favourite holiday, the only thing you like about it is the discounted chocolate once it's over. Every year is the same; no flowers, no gifts, no dates… and no sex. This year was going to be no different, you were planning a very intimate date with yourself, a bottle of wine, some take away, and your favourite vibrator. But apparently, fate had other ideas… and that's how you met Eros, or 'Cupid'. Now you're at the mercy of this angel/god/fairy thing's whims, and he's apparently made it his personal mission to make you "fall in love" (get laid) this Valentines Day. Written by u/whimsandwhimsy, performed by u/BnnuyBurnVA