After hearing stories about a vampire hiding out in the woods, you decided to try and make a name for yourself by hunting it down. After some searching, you found it's lair and decided to strike in the daytime when you knew the vampire would be asleep. So you crept in and found it sleeping in its coffin just as you expected, though you didn't expect this vampire to be female, or to be quite so attractive, or to sleep naked... Script by u/OpalescentMoonrise