By u/KittyFantasticoUK Performed by u/Heavensizeseven A bubbly holiday elf stumbles into the big city, she finds you! She is excitable, clueless, sugar-high, and way too curious for her own good. After Santa didn't clear his browsing history on the workshop computer, she discovered a few things about human sex, and now wants to try everything she saw. With you. Right now! She's just an elf discovering sex for the first time… Can you handle her enthusiasm? Can you teach her what it means to be human?