Content warning: This script features a third party having their soul eaten. This is explicitly non-fatal.

The night before the general election, a little mouse scuttles through my office. An intern, making copies of polling data… Eager to help me, even as a stepping stone. So eager you found yourself in the wrong place, in the wrong time. As you go down the line of desks, you hear a delightful whisper. Feminine. Alluring. A siren call.

Enjoy, go out and vote tomorrow if you’re eligible, and remember that trans rights are human rights.

Inclusivity notes: Listener is described as having a penis, which is referred to as a cock. Shaft, balls and scrotum are also referenced. No references to gender. There is mention of transphobia, but there are… consequences.

Endearments used: Puppy, sweetie, pet, human.