Summary: Your best friend was just your bestie for a long time. Somewhere along the way though, you fell for him. Hard! You did things you aren’t proud of to keep him single, quietly sabotaging his relationships whenever someone got too close. No matter how many chances you created, you never confessed, and he never seemed to notice. Then one day, he puts the pieces together and shows up at your apartment to confront you. Names the speaker calls the listener: Names used: best friend, pervert, slut, bitch, crazy, sick puppy, dude, sorry fucking girl, bad girl, bad friend, horrible friend