The listener is a poor unsuspecting gynecologist who is just trying to get through the day. (...or is he?)

You and your girlfriend have been invited to a pool party. This brings back some demons for you because you're still really ashamed of the self inflicted scars you have on your body. I'm there to reassure you and comfort you that there’s nothing to be embarrassed of. Those scars belong to the past and you're doing so much better now, you should only be proud of yourself for overcoming your struggles.

Its morning, time for a relaxing guided masturbation session to help clear your head.

The Listener has been the Neighbor to his Moms friend for a long time. However, Tonight, he's discovered something very peculiar looking into his neighbors window. A Particular Ninja from his favorite fighting game! Little does he know, That Ninja happens to be his Moms MILFY Friend...Who's less than happy in her current relationship.

A few days ago, you were admitted to the hospital. You didn’t think it was serious, but better safe than sorry, right? The symptoms you arrived with were minor, but still uncomfortable. Migraine… fatigue… chills. Doctor after doctor comes to your room, but none can find the source of your rapidly progressing illness. You spend days in the ICU and your condition only worsens. Nothing works. No treatments or medicine. Nothing. Considered a lost cause, you are transferred out of the ICU and to another floor of the hospital. Lucky for you, one of the nurses there makes an insightful observation. You’re not actually sick. You just lack something that everyone needs. Especially good boys.