“I can’t believe I had all this right in front of me and I was too stupid to notice. I never should have let you out of bed unfucked this morning. I know plenty of ways I could have kept you busy and all to myself.” It's easy to forget how good you have it until somebody else wants to play with what's yours. In this script, you've gotten so comfortable with your wife's sweat pants and granny gowns around the house, you forgot how sexy other men find what they don't get to see every day. But when a younger man comes over and sees something he likes, you and your wife both learn a lesson about how to hold on to what's yours." Credit to /u/Ravenelle_Ruin