Tonight, you’re out bar-hopping with your college friends in celebration of your best friend’s bachelorette party. In between taverns, you make a series of calls to your husband, sounding increasingly inebriated as your wild night unfolds. The drinks, strippers and music have you feeling especially naughty and sex-craved. The night ends with you stumbling through the front door, drunkenly rehashing the lurid details of the evening to your husband and getting particularly handsy with him until he fulfills your request to “take advantage” of his tipsy wifey.