Every major historical event happens twice: first as Brandon, then as Brandon again. The original three dry boys discuss Trump’s bizarre, rambling primetime speech and the relief that we aren’t going to war with Venezuela (yet). We then talk about Vanity Fair’s profile of Susie Wiles, David Brooks’ cameo in the Epstein files, Vivek Ramswamy’s plea for peace in the Groyper War, and a Times profile of Jennifer Welch that caught Matt’s eye.