Once upon a time there lived a king and queen, who greatly wished to have a child, and yet they were unable to conceive. They probably did mostly missionary, but maybe they tried some butt stuff too. That would explain some things. And so it happened one day that while the queen was bathing, a frog emerged from the pond, and plopped onto the grass next to the pool....
Synopsis for listener:
A fucked-up fairy tale, based on the Brothers Grimm version of the story of “Sleeping Beauty” or “Little Briar Rose”.
Script written by u/WhiskeyTanFox101