Summary: You did everything right, really! You hunted down the terrible monster leaving a trail of drained, satisfied lesbians in her wake...but you didn’t count on just how much I’ve charmed my victims. Of course they told me to expect you, and of course they guided you right into my trap. But don’t worry, you’re not a total failure! Because of you, I won’t have to stalk the lesbian bars tonight. Just think about it, you’ve saved one poor innocent woman from my corrupting embrace by letting me feed on you tonight! SUCH a heroine! Script by u/Icedrake402