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Hi, I'm still here. Just a lil update <3
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[F4M] Chaotic Bisexual Theatre God Gets Degraded By The Meanest Techie [tomboy][pretty boy][male lead][msub][fdom][hands free listener orgasm][dehumanizing][demasculating][heavy degradation]
You've finally worked up the courage to stand up to the mean techie in your theatre company. If you just talk to her politely, surely nothing could go wrong. She'll definitely understand where you're coming from. She doesn't and you fucking love it, don't you?
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[F4M] Just Get Up Here Already [rain storm][sleepy][cuddle fuck][whimpers][moans][spooning][banter]
You've been the monster under her bed for so long, but recently, your relationship has begun to change. You've been hearing her move and moan right above your head and it's come to a breaking point one rainy night when her foot is dangling off the edge of the bed, right in front of your face. Just a sleepy, rainy audio for sleepy, rainy, horny times <3
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[F4M] Your Big Sister Teaches You How To Eat Pussy [incest][fdom][msub][teaching][learning][sibling teasing][speaker orgasm][no listener orgasm][siblings][big sister][short audio][late night][rainy]
Little brother, you're telling me I spent that whole summer teaching you how to kiss, and you think I'd let you walk around not knowing how to make a girl cum? What kind of big sister do you think I am?
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[F4M] I Feel Safer With You [plot heavy][rain sounds][extra gravely][cheesy tropes][gambling][mr. steal ur girl listener][mr. win ur girl listener][enthusiastic consent][outercourse][grinding][safe sex][missionary][nipple play][making out][no wet sfx]
The biggest asshole at your poker game is also the most dogshit gambler you've ever met. You figure you'll bleed him dry, and he'll quit coming. When he earnestly offers his girl if you'll let him call, you're too shocked to say no. Who does that outside of a shitty romance novel? You're gonna send his girl on her way after humiliating him, feeling weird about actually doing anything with someone you've "won." That's been your plan from the beginning. Until she walks in.
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[F4M] You Wanted to Talk, Little Idiot? [Part 3][fdom to fsub][heart-to-heart][sappier than a tree][slowburn][throatfuck][brat taming][spit][daddy][denial][finger riding]
You haven't seen your best friend's older sister since last Thanksgiving, when you blackmailed her for a blowjob, and she railed you once everyone was asleep. But you're not letting her get away this time.
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[F4M] The Mask Stays ON During DVD and Rail Me [insecure speaker][ghost riley][costumes][bar hopping][blowjob][cowgirl][doggy][almost getting caught][strangers to lovers][the foley has lore y'all i am a menace][GWAlloween]
While Halloween barhopping with your friend, a cute girl dressed like Alex from A Clockwork Orange approaches you, wingmanning for her friend and your friend. It's a rousing success for them, but what about you? What are two basically professional wingmen to do when left to their own devices?
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[F4M] Aren't The Backrooms So Romantic? [Script Fill] [Yandere] [Doctor/Patient] [Demon][Succubus] [Aggressive FSub] [Blowjob] [Cockwarming] [Cock Worship] [L-Bombs] [Bondage] [Drugging] [Sleep-play] mentions of [Edging]{reupload}
Ah your best patient. She's been making great progress, being mindful about her impulses, confronting her trauma. You think to yourself, perhaps she's taken a step back, considering she's tied you to a chair in a dimension outside of time and space. Script by u/logosomancer
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[F4M] Aren't The Backrooms So Romantic? [Script Fill] [Yandere] [Doctor/Patient] [Demon][Succubus] [Aggressive FSub] [Blowjob] [Cockwarming] [Cock Worship] [L-Bombs] [Bondage] [Drugging] [Sleep-play] mentions of [Edging]
Ah your best patient. She's been making great progress, being mindful about her impulses, confronting her trauma. You think to yourself, perhaps she's taken a step back, considering she's tied you to a chair in a dimension outside of time and space. Script by u/logosomancer
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[F4M] Villain Simp Extraordinaire [blowjob][doggy style][lap sex][bondage][escaped kidnapee][obsessed superfan][super heroes universe] soft [fdom] to [fsub][villain listener][dubcon] so [rape] to be safe
Your men kidnapped a girl last night. They had it on good authority she was the hero's girl. I'm sure you thought she'd be good ransom, or at least a bargaining chip. But she woke up, broke her bonds, escaped her cell, and now she's sitting on the edge of your bed. Hi. It's me. I'm the girl.
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[F4A] Reading the Wikipedia Summary of A Midsummer Nights Dream while Railing Myself with a Dildo [silly][bad pronunciation][unrequested commentary][thought experiment][giggling]
This goofy lil cryptid got stoned and decided to read the plot summary for A Midsummer Nights Dream while trying real hard not to cum. That's it. That's the post.
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[F4M] Sunday Night, After the Game [fsub][cheating][substance use][drinking] super casual [cucking]
You went to your buddy's house to watch the game and ended up staying up with him way later than anticipated. He gets drunk enough that he starts bragging about what a slut his wife is and gets the bright idea to wake her up to prove it. All sounds either me or from freesound. Hope my darling degenerates are doing well :)
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[F4M] You Find A Dryad in Your Bed [you smell really good][listener orgasm][kissing][blowjob sounds][creampie][lore light] for once [dryad]
Your camping plans fell through for the weekend, but when you get home, your bed isn't as empty as you thought it would be.
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[F4M] The Girl You Used to Bully Went Goth for College [bully listener][nerdy speaker][mdom][fsub][dubious consent to enthusiastic] so [rape] to be safe [gratuitous pride and prejudice][L bomb][virgin speaker][first time][livejournal mention]
You were kind of a dick in high school. There's a girl at your roommate's party that looks suspiciously familiar - like if the nerdy girl you were obsessed with turned goth. If only you had a chance to get her alone...
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[F4M] Slasher Movie Slut Gains Sentience and Shatters the Fourth Wall [horror movie tropes][blow jobs][cowgirl][missionary][blood][fourth wall break][goofy][snuff]
whoops I did a snuff and uploaded the wrong audio. truly, i am a mess.
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DSP Verification
Just like the title says :)
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[F4M] Slasher Movie Slut Gains Sentience and Shatters the Fourth Wall [horror movie tropes][blow jobs][cowgirl][missionary][snuff]
Whoops I done did a snuff. But in kind of a funny way?
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[Script Fill][F4M] Bitchy Housemaid Gets Your Milking Over And Done With [Fdom][Passive-aggresive Fsub][Milking][Multiple Creampies][Missionary][Riding][Mindbreak]
Thank you for the wonderful script, u/E_Reverse!
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[F4M] Sexy Witch Controls Your Cock [Script Fill] [Fdom] [ED] [Cock Shaming] [Fantasy] [Domination Loss] [Milking] [Draining] [Orgasm] [Handjob] [PIV] [Riding] [JOI] [JOE] [Magic] [Degradation] [Orgasm]
Script by the very talented u/Juste_Judex
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[F4M] You Want To Be My Dog? [msub][fdom][gentle][established relationship][puppy][shower][teasing]
It's been a long week. Do you want to be my dog?
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[F4M] A Vicious Cycle [ramblefap][bullshit philosophy][breathy][heavy breathing][orgasm][narrative][slut confessions][creampie]
I may have gotten way too close to the mic, but I was otherwise preoccupied, so hopefully you can forgive me.
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[F4M] Is my valley girl impression getting you hard? [Script Fill [GFE] [Sweet] [Roleplaying] [Valley girl accent] [Bimbo] [Acting ditzy] [Blowjob] [Fsub] [Multiple orgasms] [Creampie] [Facefucking] [Facial] [Self degradation]
This girl at work is so annoying and she's about to help me unlock a new kink for you. Extremely fun script by: u/ElbyWritesAgain
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[F4M] I Have A Job For You, Little Idiot [thanksgiving][mean][part 2][eating out][listener orgasm][cowgirl][fdom][degradation]
Your best friend's older sister isn't done with you yet.
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[F4M] Catching Your Best Friend's Older Sister Vaping [thanksgiving][mean][quicky][blowjob][this girl is so over it] light[degradation][mommy][kinkshaming][blackmail] so [rape] to be safe but it's really not
Your best friend's older sister does not want her mom to know she vapes, and she'll do just about anything to keep you from ratting her out.
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[F4M] Please Make Yourself Comfortable, Sir [JOI][fsub][dom listener][master][sir]relentless [praise][worship][narrative][love letter][L-bomb]
Make yourself comfortable and listen to my voice.
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[F4M] Tricking the Preacher's Daughter into Laying On Hands [rape][face slapping][religion]whatever the audio equivalent of [dead dove] is [coercion][innocence to the point of idiocy[
Feigning a crisis of faith, you've managed to lure the preacher's daughter over to your house in the middle of a rain storm. All characters over 18. This is a fantasy and 100% would be a sex crime irl.
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[F4M] Your Best Friend's Wife Comforts You After A Hard Day [comfort][creampie][handjob]incredibly soft[fdom][joyous slut][praise][let me play with your hair]
It's been a long week, and your best friend's wife can tell how touch starved you are.
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[F4M] [Script Fill] The Convolutions of The Crypt Creature [Strangers to Lovers][Stutter][Giggles][Kissing][Baby][Cunnilingus][Mutual Orgasm][Creampie][Halloween 13][Monstergirl][Twists]
From the scriptwriter (u/baphomunki): The listener was sent into the crypt to slay the creature that haunts its walls. But down in the dark crypt, a terrible truth lies in wait.
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[F4M] Stonergirl Seduces Ghostface with Impressive Movie Trivia [knifeplay][joyous slut][drug use][way too much lore][horror movies trivia][silly]
You find that the girl you're harassing over the phone isn't some Casey Becker bitch.
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[F4M] Your Best Friend's Wife is Going to Fix Your Tinder Profile [joyous slut][friends to fwb][spanking]light[mdom][cowgirl][smooches]light[wet fx]
After coming over to your best friend's house to borrow the garage door opener, his wife insists on helping you with your dating woes.
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[F4M] The Crying Girl at the Party Desperately Needs Your Help [exhibitionism][desperation][begging][spanking][aggressively consensual][crying][speaker orgasm][oc][loosely scripted][description of mental illness]
You were probably just looking for the bathroom at a house party, but instead you found a clearly upset girl alone in a bedroom.
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[F4M] Relax with me after a long day [JOI][light degredation][soft domme][gentle Fdom] enough [praise] to give you cavities [let me play with your hair]
How was your day, sweetheart? Come sit next to me, and we'll help you relax.
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[F4M] Annoying Influencer Goes Looking for Ghost Dick [CNC][hypno-ish][freaky ghost, baby][wet sfx][funky bassline][podcast satire][improv][maybe too much lore]
Welcome back to the channel, guys! Your narrator is a ditzy podcaster who goes looking for some ghost dick. Exactly what you expect happens. Remember to like, comment, and subscribe! ;)
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An Audio Test Turns into Something Else Entirely
Tags: ramblefap, first audio, drug use, you can hear my bong, the world's loudest vibrator, fsub, real orgasm
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Cryptidrambler [f] verification
Hello! It me! This is the proof!
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