Hello there. Welcome to the brainwashing suite! You *are* here for Brainwash susceptibility testing, yes? Excellent! Come in and take a seat... • Gives the listener a "Would you Kindly?" hypnotic trigger for trusted friends. • Gives the listener an agreeability trigger for myself (Lex) • Conditions the listener to relax more easily for future hypnotic files. • Post Hypnotic Triggers on waking to encourage commenting.