[M4F] I'm drunk and I want this [Ramblefap][Actually Drunk][British][Risk][Gets kinda meta]So I just got home from a party and I'm not ready to end the night so I thought I'd use up the valuable fuel that is alcohol to set up the microphone and record this for you. Fuck, I'm horny. I wanted to do this now before sanity tells me no. Gets a bit meta at some point. I'm a self-aware drunk. Hope that's not too distracting. Anyway, enjoy.
Tried looking for the inky linky thing for about 10 seconds before realising that this isn't the Reddit text think with all that stuff.
Typing out the word 'seconds' is such a turn-on for me because, at any given time, you could send 'sexonds' to like your boss or friend or teacher and that sense of caution not to is a slight fetish.Play Count: 9782