The fabulous u/Anarchistlatina wrote this excellent script. I played around with it a bit, adding a few more british-isms and a little more awkward humour. I also toned down the dirty talk a bit because I utterly suck at dirty talk! I'm not sure what happened by my pop shield clearly didn't do the job and as a result this is far from my best work audio quality wise. I have a new Mic set on order and may rerecord then. Script is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/oik3zv/script/