Here at Shikyuma, we do things right! So far, we have seen great success with our all female in-office program, and we're always looking for more employees! We have a 100% fatality rate, the highest of any company in Tokyo, so please, consider us for your next (and last) job! *Ignorance of your contract is not a valid excuse. Due to an increase of women who have failed to read the terms and conditions, we are legally required to make the following statement Once your shift ends, or the shutters go down, there is nothing you, or anyone, can do. You will die. Alternative versions can be found here: https://mega.nz/folder/ijphEbAJ#lHGabCdUODzqw1BOeyKY6w A version without the muffling at the end, and another version without the three main women.