Your hot, older neighbor stumbles into you while you’re locked out of your apartment, crying over your toxic ex- … boyfriend? FWB? fuckbuddy? Whatever, he didn’t really do labels, anyway. Point is, your pretty, tear-streaked face is so sweet and so cute and so vulnerable. You can’t blame your neighbor for inviting you in and taking advantage of you, right? Didn’t you want this? Isn’t that why you tempted him? Don’t say “no” now, sweetheart, just be a good little girl for Daddy and take it