[3rd-person narrative], [Narrator is Confushun], [Shit post], [Fairy tale], [Humor], [Twink], [Sugar daddy], [Generation gap], [Wolf Dude], [“Gay-ass”], [Identity theft fetish], [Clothing swap fetish], [Trapped in closet fetish], [Voyeurism], [Rimming], [Anal], [Edging], [Masturbating], incidentally [Furry fetish], [Roleplay fetish] “I fucking hate you” *All characters depicted are 18+” Happy Listening! ~ H. Zoroark