[Forced Narration]; [Acting at Gunpoint]; [CNC]; [Rape]; [Fairy tale]; [Gay]; [Parody]; [2nd-person narrative]; [Foursome]; [Funny]; [Bruh]; mild [SPH]; [Burgulary]; [Kleptomania]; [Oatmeal]; [Thief shaming]; [Breaking chairs]; [Suprise Ending] “Oh fuck--you’re in deep shit now! Me and you both, dear listener.” Happy Listening! ~ H. Zoroark