You've come to my office for a session on helping your self-esteem, and I can certainly help with that. Just watch my pocket watch and let's get the session started... Spoilery section: I hypnotize you with a pocket watch fixation induction and then once you're in trance I bully you and tell you to just accept that you're a weak dumb pathetic loser since it's who you are, it makes you aroused, and there's no hope of ever changing it