An open relationship can be a very enjoyable thing, but when /u/Insert_Name_Here_TBD gets a little freaky and repeatedly calls out another woman’s name during sex with his wife, he soon finds out maybe there’s such a thing as TOO open. Cast out by /u/Listening_Always, and armed with nothing but an awkward erection, his knowledge of sex machines, and a really pimpin’ beard, the legendary Mr. Insert must undertake a quest for self-discovery, inner peace, and some sweet, sweet international booty. Will Mr. Insert benefit from this amazing journey? Will he ever be reunited with his wife? Will he survive the Canadian wilderness (and I ain’t talking about the trees and the wild moose!). The epic journey begins here. [MF4A] Adventures of Insert Part 1 - Listening_Always [real sex][wet noises][squirting][bj sounds][acting][BAD acting][mulitple Os][screaming][anal sort of][choking breathplay][bantering][hair pulling][cheating...sort of][some Mdom][live collab][there's a plot, I promise]