Summary, from writer "You're going in for a totally normal job interview with a totally normal company... 'Ok well that's the end of the formal question section of the interview. Just the cock inspection now and then you're all done.'" This script by u/OpalescentMoonrise is a gem – and significantly more enjoyable than most job interviews. Edited by: u/Kilbeggan32 Similar: "Male Intern Abused" - or for something different, try: "It's Not Cheating If I'm Helping Save My Husband's Job, Right?"