"Back in high school, when someone left their phone unattended, my friends used to fuck with it pretty much every time. I, for example, always liked changing the language. So I was thinking, what if we did that, but we did nice things for people instead? This script is the result of that speculation. A guy finds his gay friend's phone and leaves him a little message. Ring Ring Ring Bananaphone--Where Banana Means Penis There should be a bit of hesitance and slight embarrassment at the beginning. That fades away a the speaker gets more comfortable and eventually, turned on."