Synopsis: An old school slasher finds himself trying [and failing] once again to find a good damsel to scare. After crawling through the window of what he had assumed to be a good victim, he finds that she, the listener, is not exactly as weak as she seemed. In fact, her morals are a tad frightening, even for this guy. But he fucks nonetheless, 'cuz who could pass up a dominant dame? Script by u/sw33tdr33ms