I didn't know what I was going to do for my cake day this year... usually I just make a post on my subreddit, and maybe record something a little cute. But this year, I thought "well, why don't you masturbate while you talk... wouldn't be the first time and it certainly wouldn't be the last time either"... so what we ended up with was the rambliest of ramblefaps as I slowly built myself up while talking (I had done a little edging beforehand just to make things a little tougher on myself. If you want to hear a lot of laughs and me stammering while trying to keep my train of thought... this is the audio for you.