Performer summary: While on vacation with your girlfriend, you return from a walk to find her out on the balcony with a smutty love story. You decide to show her that she doesn't need those books when she has you. Listener summary: After awakening from a nap and unpacking your suitcases for a week away, you decide to take up residence on your hotel room balcony with a new novel you brought while your boyfriend is out on a walk. When he returns, however, he decides that he can show you a better time than a steamy romance book. Pet names used: Baby, babe, sweetheart, darling, good/baby/sweet girl, slut Original script by u/shutuplaika