Just a tale as old as time (or at least the modern porn industry): Guy catches girl teasing herself at the poolside in the back of a mansion in the hills, girl puts her toy aside to play with guy… What becomes less clear is who the girl is: our narrator, or you? Regardless, it’s storytime, so grab a pillow and settle in—and if you have one, you may want to bring along a dildo of your own.

Script by u/Scriptdoctornick