You’ve gone through the trouble to come all the way to the base to see McCree, and you’re not leaving without getting something special. Contains: Dirty talk, Sex, Oral Sex, Semi Public Sex, Almost Getting Caught, Doggy Style, Implied Listener with a Vagina (No use of gendered pronouns or genitalia however) It’s another commission audio! This was commissioned and written by @theblueringoctopussy on tumblr! This audio has been tagged as implied listener with a vagina, mostly for sounds and a few of the lines that McCree says, but there’s no gendered pronouns or genitalia reference in the audio. However, I would suggest reading over the script before listening to be sure nothing is triggering for you! I’ve marked the lines in bold in the script below! ~Audio Transcript Below~ McCree: -Next time around we should probably send Genji in first, get’em to sweep the small fries and I’ll come in with- [Door knock] [Short Pause] McCree: I have a what now? A visitor? How did they get past- okay, okay. I’ll be right back y’all. Don’t go assigning me to nothing silly while I’m gone! [Door Opening and Closing] McCree: What are you doing here? You know I don’t like it when you come to headquarters, it’s way too- [Short pause] McCree: You wanted to bring me lunch? Well shoot, and here I am being an ass to you, darling. I’m sorry. [Short pause] McCree: Haha! No you’re right, I know I don’t deserve you. You’re always too good to me. How’d you get past the guards anyway? [Short pause] McCree: Sweet talked em? Well you are a sweet talker. Probably ‘cause you got such sweet lips… [Kissing] [Moany Kissing, Pressing against the door] McCree: What are you?- [Door Locking] McCree: Oh, I see you didn’t just wanna bring me lunch. Well, let me show you how thankful I am for you coming by. [Kissing] We just gotta [kissing] We gotta [kissing] We gotta be quiet, believe it or not the walls are thin as hell. [Kissing and moaning quietly] McCree: Sit down on that the desk for me. [Pause] It’s alright, just push that aside, those papers aint that important. [Pause] Reyes is always pissed, babe. Now go on, I gotta get back to my meeting. [Listener sits down] McCree: Now let’s get these pants off. [Pause] And… your underwear…[Pause] Open your legs for me… there we go….. You came all the way down here to bring me lunch, be a shame if I let it go to waste. [Chuckling, and kissing noses] I gotta dirty mind? Well I guess I can [pause] Heh, that’s what a thought… [Licking wet sounds] McCree: Shhh shhh, not so loud baby. [Wet sounds] There we go. That’s it sweet heart. Mmmm. Fuck you’re just about ready for me, sweetie. [Wet sounds] How long did they have you waiting in here for me? [Wet sounds] Too long I’m guessing. All by yourself, thinking about all the stuff you wanted me to do to you when I got in. I’m sorry for making you wait. [Goes does on them for a bit, moaning] McCree: Fuck, If I don’t stop now I’ll be eating ya out all day. [Pause] I know you were close, I know, just don’t gotta lot of time. Look, gimme your hand. [Brushes dick against listeners backside] You feel that? You feel how hard I am for you? I ain’t tryna rush you out. Hell, I’d be lying if I said I never thought about this before, especially when I’m stuck down here weeks on end. Just you bent over my desk with your pretty round ass up in the air. [Pause] Oh yea? Heh, well then, go on bend over for me. McCree: Shit, this is better than I imaged. Thank you, baby. Hmm…. You ready? [Pause] Okay, I’m just gonna [Moans/growl] Oh yes… That’s it. Let me get you off baby. [Low groan/grunt] [Body slapping Noises], McCree: Shit. Okay. Maybe… fuck. Maybe this is gonna be – be a lot. Oh fuck. A lot harder than I thought. This feels so fucking good. I know it feels good for you. [McCree whisper moans and panting] McCree: I know, cause you can barely keep your voice down while I touch ya. [Wet sounds] Does my cock feel that good? Or is it getting you off, me fucking you on my desk. The idea of someone catching us? Fuck. Shhh shh you don’t want no one else hearing those sexy noises you make? [Fucks some more] McCree: Don’t think I’ll be able to go back to my meeting after this, I -fuck. Oh god you feel so good baby. [Body slapping noises louder, McCree louder moaning and growling] McCree: I know what I said, I just- You make it so hard baby. Come here [Grunts while pulling Listener up against them] There you go, how’s that feel. Your back pressed up against your back, good right? And I can [Grunt] Get you off easier- fuck, that’s it baby. Cum for me. [Body Slapping noises louder/faster] McCree: Oh fuck, I feel it. Squeezing around me like that. You’re almost there baby. Come on. [Kissing and muffled moaning] You’re doing so good, baby, you’re right on the edge. Aw fuck. So am I. I just need you to cum – What’s that what now? The blinking light,What are you, the phone! Had it on silent-Crap crap that’s probably Reyes just, hand it to me. McCree: Yes Sir. [Pause] No sir I’m just seeing off my- [Pause] I know I know, I- [Listener starts backing up against against McCree, making body slapping and wet noises] McCree: Damn i- No not you sir I just [Breathing harder, covering mouth] Hmmhmm. Hmmmmhhmmmm. [Through gritted teeth] Got it, won’t let it happen again. [Very quiet fuck] Okay, I’ll be back soon. [Hangs up phone] [Loud panting] McCree: No you didn’t get me in trouble, but I know someone who is. [hard body slapping noises continue] You, backing up against me like that, god so fucking bad. But damn if I don’t love it when you’re like this. Now where were we? Oh yea- [Faster/harder body slapping and some wet noises] McCree: Fuck baby, you’re squeezing around me so tight again. What do you need baby? What do you need for me to get your off? You need fingers to go faster? My cock to go deeper? What is it, you tell me and it’s all yours baby. Whatever you need. I’ll give it. You do so much for me, baby. Anything and everything. You know it’s yours. [Growling] Fuck- I know you’re ready to cum. I am too, baby. Come on, come on, come on, come on – oh fuck. [Higher pitched moaning, straining and cumming] McCree: [Panting fast and then slowing down.] Jesus…. We gotta do this again… [Laughing] Don’t worry about the mess, I’ll clean it up. [Pause] Hey now! Just cause I mix the laundry up doesn’t mean I can’t clean. [Pause] That was one time. Besides, I think my draws look better lavender anyway. [Kissing] Pants are over there [Pause] Heading home already? Damn, wanted to eat lunch with you while you were here, don’t know when I’ll be back home next. [Pause, kiss] I know. We’re regular ships in the night sometimes, I swear. [Pause] Okay, you be safe too then. [Kisses] Love you too, baby. Let me at least walk you out. [Pause, Laughing] I can be a gentleman, jeez. [Opens door] McCree: Boss! Shit- Hey, I’m just walking out my – [Pause] Yes sir. The paperwork on the floor, just a little- [Pause- Sighing] What do you need to talk to me about? Can’t I just- [Pause] Confidence, time sensitive, got it. Alright, I guess Security can walk’em out. You okay with that, hon. [Pause] Alright, I’ll see you later then. [Kiss] Love you. [Pause] McCree: Come on, what couldn’t wait I at least walked them to the gate? [Pause] How long we got till we take off? [Pause] Shit, well, at least I got something to eat on the ride there. [Pause] Hmm? [Pause] Oh I- I don’t know what you’re talking about we were- [Pause] Shit- yep. No. No, you’re right Boss, I don’t think I can really explain away those underwear on the floor either…