To be fair, he *is* a monster hunter, and you're not really as sneaky as you think. Contains: Swearing Well, I've finally done Trevor! As soon as I watched Castlevania, I knew that I was going to do an audio of him, and I finally have! Sorry really for no sexy parts right now, but for some reason I need a reasonable story buildup for him to want to bang the listener, so this is what I came up with lol. The next NSFW audio I do of him will be after the events that happen here, so I hope you enjoy a little bit of character exploration and story development, however shallow it may be lol. It's funny because I was worried that his voice was going to be too close to my Thor voice or even the Fenris voice I tried last week, but really it's amazing what dialog, personality and inflection can do to make you sound like a specific character! (also the whip crack and everything isn't the best BUT I TRIED lol) Trevor: Alright, you’ve been following me for three days, not well mind you. I thought maybe at first you were just an assassin or something of the sort waiting for me to put my guard down, but you can’t be that otherwise you would’ve taken your shot at least a thousand times by now. So tell me, who the hell are you and why are you following me? *pause* Thank me? You’ve been following me all this way, just so you could thank me? *pause* Look. I don’t make it a habit of fucking those who throw themselves at me just because I’m associated with the man who killed Dracula. I wasn’t the man who did the deed, so you can stop that shit. No amount of hero worship or fawning is going to change my mind. ‘That’s not what you’re here for.’ right, and I’m the fucking Pope. *pause* You’re not seriously going to keep following me, are you? I understand perfectly that you’re ‘thankful’ or whatever for my friends and I saving the world from Dracula, so you can run along now. This isn’t a place for people like you. ….My friends are someplace else and none of your business. You know, for someone was was supposedly trying to thank me for saving their life of whatever, you’re surprisingly a nosy arse. *scoffs* Sure, everyone knows the Belmont name again…..but I’m still getting attention for the wrong reasons, even after everything. What the fuck do you think I’m doing out here? Do you think I peruse forests just for fucking fun? *pause* *sighs, exasperated* I am monster hunter, a demon slayer, whatever you want to call it! *sighs, quieter* There will always be monsters to kill……For the right coin *pause* Now you see, you don’t understand the logistics in that. If all the good people of the world were destroyed by Dracula and his armies, then who would be left to pay for the straggling monsters that always seem to pop up like cockroaches even after everything is destroyed. Honestly, it’s not good for business, so I decided to help stop Dracula. *pause* Whatever helps you sleep at night. Now, you’ve said your “thank you’s” and distracted me long enough….now run along. It’s not safe out here, something you might know if you had more sense….. I know, I’m a lot more of an arsehole than people give me credit for. All the more reason not to fawn over me. Sure….sure, which is exactly why you’ve been stalking me for three days. You can just say it, you know, I’m not an idiot. *chuckles* Like I said, a lot more of an arsehole than---Hey, Look out! *whip crack* *shouts in pain* *fades out* *fades in* *groans* *through teeth* And why the hell didn’t you tell me you knew how to fight in the first fucking place?? “Was trying to tell me” my arse! *hisses* Yes, it hurts, it was a fucking demon, of course it hurts! *grumbles* *hisses sharply* And here I’ll come to learn you’re some kind of healer too, right? That would be a lucky break for fucking once. Don’t have time, if there was one of them out there, then there’s bound to be more, and despite the fact that you apparently know how to fight to some degree, I still don’t feel inclined to protect someone who shouldn’t have been following me in the first place! What?! *bluntly* So you know how to heal too. I should be surprised since it was only a fucking joke, but at this point, I don’t even care. *pause* Lay back on what, a fucking tree? *groans* Fine. It’s not terribly bad right now. Hurts like a bitch. I’ll live, but it’ll get worse before it gets better. *hisses* Fucking hell, can you be more fucking gentle and not rip my fucking skin off with it? *panting sharply* *panting slows* Yes...that’s…..that’s better……*lowly* Thanks….. *pause* *sighs* I’ve been irritable, and that isn’t fair to you…..just….didn’t expect someone to try to find me and…..join the cause I guess? *tightly* Didn’t even really think I had a cause worth joining. I don’t usually do things out of the good of my own heart, you know. Goodness and righteousness doesn’t keep food or drink in your belly. Doesn’t keep you alive. *through a smirk* Think I’ll live, Doc? *snort laugh then hisses* Alright, I give, I give! Fuck! *pause* Look….I’m not going to lie to you….if you really want to do this….to ‘join the cause’ to get rid of monsters in the world that’s all fine and good, but…..I can’t promise your safety out there…...and while having someone who can hold their own fairly well in the face of demons and apparently knows more than basic knowledge of healing is beneficial, you might fucking die. There is a huge chance that you’ll die. Not a lot of people last long in this business, if you can even call it that. Yeah well, the Belmonts have a penchant for staying alive and showing up where they’re not wanted. Not liked I asked for it. *snorts* Maybe some of my ‘good luck’ as you call it will rub off on you. *sharply* Don’t even say it! Things can always get worse. And you’re not the worst looking person on the planet, so I guess that’s a plus. I said I don’t fuck people who throw themselves at me, and as much as people seem to think I’ve got my head up my own arse, I’m not blind. *pause* Maybe there’s hope for you yet---*hisses* Ah! I’m kidding, I’m kidding! You know I am legitimately injured because of you---fuck! How about this…..we’ll work on a trial basis. If you end up hurting more than you’re helping, you’re out, no questions asked. Deal? *sighs* And if you end up helping more than hurting I’ll admit it and I’ll maybe just entertain the idea of fucking you, how’s that sound? Ow, fuck! And no more hitting!