Script by u/EscapedTerrorist Summary: You finally got to go on a real date with your long distance internet boyfriend, but it turns out he's not nearly as smooth in real life as he is online. With a little bit of time and encouragement he finally gains the confidence to do everything he's been telling you he wants to do to you, and slowly turns from nervous virgin to confident lover. From nervous: "So I didn’t blow it? I’m sorry it’s just… no one liked me back in high school, like at all so it’s still really hard for me to imagine that even one person in the world would actually want me back, even if I did have to drive 500 miles to see her. Kiss me again?" To confident: "I’ve never made a girl moan like that before. I think I like it. But I guess I was already making you moan like that. Before we met in real life, when you’d read those long messages I sent you while I was thinking about how badly I wanted to fuck you, and you would touch yourself as I was writing them."