Hi all, I recently had my microphone die on me in the middle of making a recording, so I’ve acquired a new one! In the interest of breaking it in, please enjoy a slightly drunk, senselessly needy ramble in which I eventually lose my composure entirely and cum twice relatively quickly. I hope you had a phenomenal weekend and that this upcoming week treats you well. Thank you so much for listening and for your comments; they’re what I use to determine whether people are still interested in these rambles!