Heyyy, sir? What am I doing here? Oh, did your wife not tell you? Orrrr… she did… and you probably forgot. Yes, I know you and her and the baby were all supposed to visit her family, but you had to deal with an emergency at work and had to stay behind. Well, yes, I’m normally your baby sitter but, well… Your wife knows how kinda hopeless you when you’re left on your own and she ‘doesn’t wanna come back to a destroyed house. Umm.. (giggle) Her words, not mine! Anyway, she asked me to come in this weekend and keep an eye on you instead. I call it “Dadsitting”