[F4F] Oh, You Like Being Pinned Down?
Adapted from a script by /u/belle_in_the_woods
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Boys of Summer
For the GWAB Singers August Summer Songs Challenge!
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Chiisana Boukensha
I finally did another song in Japanese. Finally...
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[FM4A] Hysterical Literature: The Ladies' Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness
/u/Tom_Like_A_Bomb distracts me from discourse on polite society.
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[F4A] Two to Tango
My new toy inspires some new fantasies.
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Lena Sings the '90s #1: Possession
How have I not covered Sarah McLachlan yet?
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[F4A] Hysterical Literature: The Sounds of Poetry
By Robert Pinsky. It's been far too long since I did any hys-lit.
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[F4F] Do As I Say And As I Do
A Valentine's Day treat for my lovely ladies.
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[F4A] And It's On, Super Bon Bon
I take my newest toy for a ride. Or two.
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Paper Boats
From the Transistor soundtrack, with special guest Tom_Like_A_Bomb!
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It's Over Isn't It?
Hands down the most beautiful song I've heard from Steven Universe.
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Silent All These Years
I miss the '90s, and I <3 Tori Amos.
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Down
An Anberlin cover for the GWABackstage Gender Bender Challenge.
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Mother
Cover of a cover!
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[F4A] Hysterical Gaming - Nitrous Oxide
Mushrooms and beetles and spiders, oh my! (As promised, the music link, if you want to play them together: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjIuADMrDKIY_zWG4NHDOFqyl5mgJT_VW)
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[F4A] The Witch and the Wolf
This year, for Christmas, you get an erotic fairy tale. Happy Holidays, everyone!
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[F4A] Lena Plays It Cool on Her Cakeday
Has it really been a whole year?
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Kind and Generous
A little thank-you to Recordings on my cakeday.
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Reflection
Because Mulan is awesome.
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[F4A] Hysterical Gaming - One Finger Death Punch
Kung fu gets kinky!
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Burden In My Hand
It's just an anchor on my heart.
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[F4A] Hysterical Gaming - The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
With the Hitachi, no less. Because I'm bonkers.
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Crown
There's always time for a little Collective Soul.
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Food Is Love: How I Invited Myself to Dinner
An improv self-interview of incredible silliness...
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[F4M] The Swan Maiden
From a script by /u/homersoc.
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Little Punk Drummer Girl #1: Amazed
If the fans demand punk, well, that's what they get!
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[F4M] I Can Be Whatever You Want Me to Be
From a script by /u/SuperHappyDeathSquad.
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[F4A] LenaLovesButtStuff
Well, I do!
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[F4M] Our Anniversary Dinner
Can we make it all the way to dessert without getting caught?
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[F4M] You Can't Torture Me Any More Than I'm Torturing Myself...
...or maybe, you can. This is a response to /u/bourbon_neat's audio, available here: http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/34ykq8/m4f_you_thought_youd_be_funny_by_slipping_a_toy/
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[FM4A] Hysterical Backrub
In which /u/Tom_Like_A_Bomb helps me relax with strong hands and a strong vibrator!
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I Miss You
A little blink-182 with my djembe. For reasons.
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[F4M] Promotion Has Its Rewards
From a script by /u/hornygoodboy.
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Love Songs with Lena #8: I'm Yours
For a request by /u/typothrowaway!
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[F4M] The Tentacle Curse
From a script by /u/strangeman52.
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Falling Down
Muse, with a request for more Muse! Hit me with your best apocalypse!
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She Came in Through the Bathroom Window/Her Majesty
Two, yes, two songs for /u/StarlessSkies, who wanted to hear The Beatles!
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White Flag
My voice, my drum, and the most lovely /u/joon1530 on guitar!
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[F4M] Hypnotized by My Breasts
My first attempt at erotic hypnosis, thanks to a script by /u/hornygoodboy.
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Everybody
Doesn't anybody know?
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Collarbone
By far the most challenging song I've done for Recordings...four tracks, my djembe, whispering in French, the works!
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[F4F] Are We Too Old For Slumber Parties?
Your best friends is feeling down, and she needs comfort. (Platonic comfort!)
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[F4F] It's Not Really a Slumber Party If It's Just the Two of Us
Your best friends needs a little comfort, especially since she's been through so much. (Sexy comfort!)
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Signals
For a request by /u/KuyaSenpai for Transistor songs!
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[FM4A] Lena's Continuously Orgasmic Adventure
In which /u/Tom_Like_A_Bomb ties me down and plays with me and my toys.
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[F4M] You Are Such A Great Guy
Our date doesn't have to end at the door.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 37 (oops!)
The Reaper Whose Name is Death. (I accidentally uploaded Ch. 38 instead of 37, now it's fixed.)
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 38
The Bend in the Road.
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[F4A] Hysterical Literature: The Waste Land
I try not to mangle T. S. Eliot. I do, a little. But I don't think anyone will mind!
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Love Songs with Lena #7: Yakusoku Wa Iranai
My first foreign-language song, and hopefully not my last!
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 36
The Glory and the Dream.
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[F4M] Worship My Big Tits & Make Me Cum
From a script by /u/hornygoodboy.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 35
The Winter at Queen's.
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Love Songs with Lena #6: Here With Me
With my djembe!
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[F4A] Sexy Pork Vindaloo
A recipe reading for /u/ProbablyNotCatwoman's Sexy Recipe Challenge!
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 34
A Queen's Girl.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 33
The Hotel Concert.
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Blue Angel
Somebody's been a sweet little angel and gets a song as a thank-you!
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 32
The Pass List is Out.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 31
Where the Brook and River Meet.
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[F4A] Amazon II
An erotic poem by /u/Iwillinstructyou.
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[F4M] I Am Your Whore
From a script by /u/eastcoast975.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 30
The Queen's Class Is Organized.
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Take A Picture
My first song with the djembe!
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[F4M] I'm So Glad We're Doing This Together
Even if I don't necessarily sound like it by the end!
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 29
An Epoch in Anne's Life.
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[F4F] A New Arrival at the Harem
If you want to survive, there are some things, perhaps, that I could teach you.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 28
An Unfortunate Lily Maid.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 27
Vanity and Vexation of Spirit.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 26
The Story Club Is Formed.
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Lena Has a New Way to Make Sound
With my hands :D
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 25
Matthew Insists on Puffed Sleeves.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 24
Miss Stacy and Her Pupils Get Up a Concert.
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Songbird
My first song collab, yay! With /u/JustinFront, for /u/tarkustrooper's Fleetwood Mac request.
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Shambala
How does your light shine?
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 23
Anne Comes to Grief in an Affair of Honor.
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La La
Bet you've never heard this one!
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Hope is the thing with feathers
By Emily Dickinson.
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[F4M] Do It For Your Wife
From a script by /u/Qarnivore.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 22
Anne Is Invited Out to Tea.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 21
A New Departure in Flavorings.
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[F4F] Silent Night
My Secret Santa audio for /u/evenmoreBrat.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 20
A Good Imagination Gone Wrong.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 19
A Concert, a Catastrophe, and a Confession.
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[FM4A] Boobgasm!
Yay, boobs!
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 18
Anne to the Rescue.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 17
A New Interest in Life.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 16
Diana Is Invited To Tea With Tragic Results.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 15
A Tempest in the School Teapot.
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A Christmas Request for r/Recordings!
With a bonus Christmas song!
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Are Books Sexy? Absolutely!
I answer /u/carolinagirl79's Books Are Sexy Questions. Because they are!
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[F4M] What Are You Looking For, Sir?
Sexy times in a book store.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 14
Anne's Confession.
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[FM4A] The Couple's Questionnaire
/u/Tom_Like_A_Bomb and I satisfy a certain someone's "nosy voyeuristic tendencies."
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 13
The Delights of Anticipation.
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[F4F] Am I Interrupting Something?
Trying to get off at work is risky ;)
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 12
A Solemn Vow and Promise.
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[F4M] The Lap Dance Bet
From a script by /u/hornygoodboy.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 11
Anne's Impressions of Sunday School.
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TV Theme Song Challenge: The Golden Girls!
Thank you for being a friend....
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[F4A] Ooo, What's in the Box?
I'm very fond of new toy audios, so when I got a new toy, it only seemed right that I should make one...
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The Way You Make Me Feel
For /u/HiNoname's Michael Jackson request.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 10
Anne's Apology.
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Please Don't Tell Your Parents, Part IV: A Summer Night's Farewell
From a script by /u/hornygoodboy, the finale, at long last! :D
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 9
Mrs. Rachel Lynde Is Properly Horrified.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 8
Anne's Bringing-up Is Begun.
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Red Right Hand
Happy Halloween! :D
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 7
Anne Says Her Prayers.
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[F4M] Her Brother's Keeper
From a script by /u/homersoc.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 6
Marilla Makes Up Her Mind.
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[F4M] Times Are Different, Certainly
From a script by /u/Spectral-Skies.
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Bang and Blame
Because it's been stuck in my head, and I haven't sung for Backstage for a while!
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Love Songs with Lena #5: Against All Odds
Sad love songs are still love songs!
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 5
Anne's History.
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I Put a Spell on You
For the r/Recordings Halloween Contest!
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 4
Morning at Green Gables.
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[F4M] The Loneliness Beyond Death
My entry for the GWAlloween contest.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 3
Marilla Cuthbert Is Surprised.
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Frost on the Grass
For the r/Recordings ongoing Poetry Slam challenge.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 2
Matthew Cuthbert Is Surprised
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[F4M] I Want You To Watch Us
From a script by /u/tarkustrooper.
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[F4A] Hysterical Gaming: Race the Sun
Oh, the crashes. Soooo many crashes.
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Anne of Green Gables, Chapter 1
Mrs. Rachel Lynde Is Surprised.
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Save The Best For Last/Radioactive
For /u/tarkustrooper's challenge to sing one song to the tune of another. So. Much. Fun!
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No Rain
Singing for my Backstage peeps.
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The Food and Sex Questionnaire
I love bacon. And blow jobs. Not at the same time, though ;)
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Daddy, Why Did You Eat My Fries?
Adventure Time for the win!
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The Day is Done
PTA poetry time!
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[F4M] Stockings (Submissive Version)
From a script by /u/Trinity_X.
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Dream Land
By Christina Rossetti, read at the request of /u/Vibromaitre.
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I'm Going To Go Back There Someday
Gonzo has always been my favorite Muppet, and this is song from The Muppet Movie is pretty much the best Muppet song ever.
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[F4A] A Son of the Forest
My entry for the "Once Upon A Time in GWA..." contest.
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Jealousy (Natalie Merchant)
Shakers and backup vocals? Now I'm getting fancy!
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Captain Kidd
For /u/kissingyourclavicle's International Talk Like A Pirate Day challenge.
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[F4A] Please Don't Tell Your Parents, Part III: Happy Birthday To Me
And the story continues, with lots of kissing and some sweet brother-sister action! ;)
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Spindle, Shuttle, and Needle
From the Violet Fairy Book by Andrew Lang - a bedtime story for PTA.
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[F4M] "There is nowhere I don't want you to take me"
For the Erotic Poetry Slam 2.0!
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Sally's Song
For /u/_primrose_'s Disney request. Yes, The Nightmare Before Christmas is technically Disney!
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Shake Shake Shake!
I test my new, homemade percussion and ramble a little about about music, crafts, and pistachios.
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[F4M] Please Don't Tell Your Parents, Part II: A Deal Is a Deal
HGB came through with a sequel! :D
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Stars
A soprano Javert? What is the world coming to?
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Sad Songs and Waltzes
I could listen to Cake all day.
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Love Songs with Lena #4: Cherish
More Madonna, because why not?
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You (Bad Religion)
For /u/The_Singing_Man, who requested some punk!
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[F4A] Attention and Stillness
How I feel as I await your command.
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[F4F] Stranded on a Lonely Stretch of Road
For a request from /u/_primrose_.
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Kiss
Half a Prince cover for /u/tarkustrooper--keep those requests coming! :)
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Annie's Song
Lullaby-style for PTA.
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[F4M] Please Don't Tell Your Parents
From a script by /u/hornygoodboy.
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Little Audio Questionnaire of Slumber
Thoughts on sleep and how I get there.
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You're Going To Be Okay
I ramble a little about depression, at the request of someone who needs a little comfort and reassurance in his life.
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The Spider and the Fly
A little bedtime story for PTA.
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Broken Arms - Routine
From a script by /u/mswriterthrowaway.
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Express Yourself
Thanks to /u/_primrose_ for helping me narrow down my Madonna with a request! I did something pretty different from my usual style with this one...
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Sense Memory Challenge - Smell
To quote Ralph Wiggum: "It smells like burning!"
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Pillow Talk Audio Verification
So I can also be sweet and cuddly when the mood strikes.
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2014 GWAMMYS Entry - Just Say The Word
A bluesy ballad of a random bar hook-up.
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Love Songs with Lena #3: Second Chance
A quick-and-dirty, single-take rendition. I admit it, my voice was pretty rough tonight, but I still like it.
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Love Songs with Lena #2: Lady
For /u/tarkustrooper--If she hadn't made a request for some Styx, I never would have thought to cover this song, but I really enjoyed it!
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Love Songs with Lena #1: Truly Madly Deeply
I remembered this song being a bit faster, and not so ridiculously demanding on breath control. I had to invent places to breathe...
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The Mixer Questionnaire
Would you like to know more about me?
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Pagliacci
I had planned to say more at the end, but I had to stop because I was afraid to start crying into the mic.
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An Open Letter to GWA, Written in My Bathtub
This is what you do to me.
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Build That Wall (Zia's Theme) - Acapella
One of my favorite songs to sing, so it seemed like a good choice for my first recording.
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Verification
Because I want in on the fun.
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