I know I'm a little late for may the 4th, but there's always time for a cockfight, uh i mean lightsaberfight <3 Discord server: https://discord.gg/b3TxRn3SCg My links: https://lexiwolf.carrd.co/ Author: u/TheShyTributeGuy Summary: In a college dorm far, far away, our boy is watching Star Wars Episode V for the five-hundredth time. Seriously, this guy knows every line by heart, yet here he is, glued to the screen again. Everything is chill until our girl walks in, carrying a huge, throbbing surprise. She slides in next to him, acting all casual while roasting him for watching the same old flick, but it’s all a front. She’s been catching feelings for her best bud for a while now. They’re supposed to be just bros, but the tension is higher than a Star Destroyer. She knows he’s been sneaking peeks, trying to catch a glimpse of... well, you know. So, she decides to poke his curiosity. As the movie plays, he literally cannot ignore the MASSIVE BULGE in her shorts. I mean, how could he? That’s when she drops the line: “Oh, bro, I didn't even realize my beast was trying to say hello. But seriously, why watch a CGI saber fight when you can handle the real thing? Mine doesn't just glow, it throbs!"