Hear me out. Getting drunk is fun, right? But it's also not good for you, physically. So this is, in fact, a wholesome, taking care of you file. Totally. Absolutely. Pinky promise. Well... mostly anyway. Contains: binaurals (would it be one of my files if it didn't?), instruction/assumption that you belong to me, some IQ play (because drunk people are notoriously not smart), relaxation, loss of inhibitions, increased suggestibility, a couple of subliminals (because they're just plain fun), and some carbonation sounds.